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...The Connection.

Unprecedented and uncontrollable events have led a team of scientists in the North Pole to abandon their research station and find shelter in the bowls of dead polar bears. These scientists have been waiting for 16 hours in the cold, isolated, dark arctic tundra and their greatest fear lies not with their lives, but with a little gem that was discovered a fortnight before this ghastly conclusion to their scientific efforts. The scientists are part of a team called NPR-B, a subdivision of the critically acclaimed North Pole Research Team. Three scientists out of the original forty-eight remain, and it is these three scientists on which the world's future trends and interests depends. No matter how the shelter forming polar bears died, it is them and the causes of their death that we are to thank for prolonging and possibly saving the lives of the final three.

The Gem, codename for The Treasure (codename for The Gem), is a piece of information, a clue to a question, an inevitable chain of events, a spark of interest, a shattering proverb, a world conquering phenomenon.

The piece of information which gives a clue to the question who's answer provides an inevitable chain of events starting with a spark of interest from a shattering proverb whilst conquering the world is the phenomenon of Bonk. At first it was a word, then a trick, then a name, a style, a thought process, and now it is a lifestyle spreading into the hearts and minds of any unbonked person in its path. Have you been bonked. Of course you have. You are, and will always be...Bonk.

Lets hope for those three scientists in the rough and tough tundra of the arctic that some star-wars-like atomic submarine comes gashing and dashing through the ice like a pillar of confidence in a forum for insecurity. Sorry, Now we're both just rotting away. And so are the three scientists sheltered by polar bear insides. Such cuddly animals.

Look, Think, Criticise, and Enjoy!

Thank you for your kind and patient reading of the preceding jumble of jargon. If you made it this far you obviously don't have an agenda, so click here for the FULL GALLERY and see if Bonk. is really worth it. Consider it, criticize it, and then go back to facebook like all the other socially deprived yet pretty people that jump for joy when they add their first friend from Pensacola. Even though the only relation they have to that place is the fact that they enjoy the way it sounds like 'paint ze cola'....and zen fire ze missiles!

Yours Truly,

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